Think of Cockney-Think East End

 

Pub in East End

Some of you do not follow me on Twitter, which prompted me to post these to my blog.  Just so that you can see what I’ve been up to.  You’re wondering what this is?  Every morning, I post  quotes on Twitter, and during the Olympics I decided to post some Cockney Rhymes in honor of the games.  So, for the entire two weeks, each morning, I came up with some sentences, just for the hay.  Take a look see and let me know what you think.  It all proved quite challenging, but I did have a little help from my new buddy, Andrea Downing who is from New York, but has been living across the pond for many years, and who has recently returned to the land of her roots.  Thank you, Andrea, and feel free to take a cruise over to her site.

  • Saturday, July 28, 2012

A few plates in the Parade of Nations will be swollen, throbbing and soaking. (Feet)

  • Monday, July 30, 2012

What’s better than bread for the win? A shiny trophy. (Money)

  • Tuesday,  July 31. 2012

That Gold, Bronze & Silver that’ll be rewarded can’t be used as tom. They’ll just sit and decorate a shelf somewhere.  (Jewelry)

  • Wednesday,  August 1, 2012

Did you notice the swimmers in the Olympics all head to the hot tub & not the austin.  Either to warm up or maybe it has something to do with the muscles. Anyone know? (Shower)

  • Thursday, August 2, 2012

The men & women rowers have to be pretty Annie May, and have endurance for that sport. (Strong)

  • Friday, August 3, 2012

The bird of the Olympic broadcasts seem to be out of synch, don’t they? (Time)

  • Saturday, August 4, 2012

You’ve got to watch Serena Williams, she’ll rattle your bacon(Mind)

  • Monday, August 6, 2012

How could you go to London without a spin on the London Eye?  But afraid of heights the way I am, I’d probably barry all over everyone. (Urinate)

  • Tuesday,  August 7, 2012

Arrive in London from the west, try no Bo-Peep to see if it helps adjust the body clock. (Sleep)

  • Thursday, August 9, 2012

That Tower Bridge is a real chicken dinner, isn’t it? (Winner)

  • Friday, August 10, 2012

Let’s have a little quiet when you enter Westminster Abbey, hairy knees(Please)

  • Saturday, August 11, 2012

I have a feeling the closing ceremonies of the Olympics are going to be the biggest moriarty ever seen. (Party)

  • Sunday, August 12, 2012

After today it’ll be spanish waiter to good ol’ London from all the participants. (See ya’ later).

All images courtesy of Google Earth

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